With two left feet, I was a bruiser,
No rhythm or style, I was a dancehall loser
Out on the dance floor, I couldn’t groove
Got zero funk, no decent moves
And when she came my way, I was a nervous wreck
But you’d never believe what happened next
Chorus
Now I know all the moves and I know how to scuffle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’s deeper than the dip, she’s higher than the hustle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’ll get your knees to pop and your feathers ruffled
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’s tall and thin, all knees and pale,
But hits the floor like thunder’s wail.
It’s off the charts when she lets loose—
A Richter nine with no excuse.
The way that she moves, it ain’t no mistake,
She’s got the grooves to make the whole darn building quake
Chorus
Now I know all the moves and I know how to scuffle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’s deeper than the dip, higher than the hustle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’ll get your knees to pop and your feathers ruffled
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
Now I’ve got the moves, and she’s got the motion
and e-ve-ry step causes an explosion
The building sways and the windows shake
With e-ve-ry stomp and rhythmic break
I was a nervous guy, I didn’t have no flow
But then she came along, now away we go!
Chorus
Cause now I know all the moves and I know how to scuffle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’s deeper than the dip and higher than the hustle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’ll get your knees to pop and your feathers ruffled
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
Cause now I know all the moves and I know how to scuffle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’s deeper than the dip and higher than the hustle
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
She’ll get your knees to pop and your feathers ruffled
Doin the Hippo Hop and the Seismic Shuffle
